Stephen gets bored in class, gay porn ensues.

For this semester, I signed up for an anthropology class that focused on sex and gender roles. I thought it was a great chance for me to learn more about something I AM AWESOME AT. However, the class turned out to be the exact opposite from what I expected it to be. Instead the class spends three hours learning about the female roles in small dieing African tribes. Being the genius that I am, I bring my laptop the following weeks to keep me from falling asleep in class. I mostly check my mail, look up sports scores, and try to find cheap deals online.

So last week, I was on a forum for cheap deals for Lakers tickets. You know those links that say "cheap tickets" but really turn out to be infinite gay porn pop ups? I clicked on one. My life is full of happiness. Luckily, I sat towards the back and only a few people next to me got to see the horrors on my screen. After a few seconds of shock and curiosity(please sense the sarcasm), I closed my screen and spent the next thirty minutes loudly whispering what really happened to the people who saw. But the damage was done. After the break, they all moved to new seats. I am now the coolest kid in class.

Hello Blogosphere. I have arrived.

This is my first blog. One of the biggest problems of a blogger, I think, is walking the line of what you want to write and what people want to read. Luckily for you, I'm a trained tightrope walker and licensed liar

I want to explain the URL before anything else. If you know a little Japanese, it is easy to see that the URL is a fusing of my full name and the Japanese word for pervert. It is a nickname that was given to me in high school by a deceased friend. He has affected my life greatly and I guess this is a little homage to him. I am also a pervert.

For my first blog, I've decided to talk about how fleeting emotions are. I often see people be angry with someone and happy with someone else at the same time. When they showed these emotions I used to think they were fake and untrue to themselves for being two opposites at the same time. It used to irk me so much when I see a person be angry with their spouse at one moment and extremely happy with them the next. But I'm beginning to see why. The world is constantly changing at breakneck speeds and so are the circumstances of relationships. I used to linger and be hung up on one emotion so long that I think it kept me from growing as a person. I think it is much wiser to just let your emotions flow and change as they please.

Expect funnier and more meaningful blogs in the future.