Stephen gets bored in class, gay porn ensues.

For this semester, I signed up for an anthropology class that focused on sex and gender roles. I thought it was a great chance for me to learn more about something I AM AWESOME AT. However, the class turned out to be the exact opposite from what I expected it to be. Instead the class spends three hours learning about the female roles in small dieing African tribes. Being the genius that I am, I bring my laptop the following weeks to keep me from falling asleep in class. I mostly check my mail, look up sports scores, and try to find cheap deals online.

So last week, I was on a forum for cheap deals for Lakers tickets. You know those links that say "cheap tickets" but really turn out to be infinite gay porn pop ups? I clicked on one. My life is full of happiness. Luckily, I sat towards the back and only a few people next to me got to see the horrors on my screen. After a few seconds of shock and curiosity(please sense the sarcasm), I closed my screen and spent the next thirty minutes loudly whispering what really happened to the people who saw. But the damage was done. After the break, they all moved to new seats. I am now the coolest kid in class.